Day 1

Well i thought i'd start this Blog on Day 1, not MY Day 1 of course, because if that was the case then i'd still be shitting green poo, wearing a nappy, sucking my mum's boobie and unable to write.
Anyway, i don't really know what to write in one of these things so let's go through my life so far.

Birth
School
Children
Loved One
Dublin

That's about it i suppose, add a little bit of Sheep Shagging and Anal fisting of Donkeys and it about sums me up.

My week so far has been pretty good i suppose, I met a living legend (and asked him what his favourite type of Cheese was, more on that later), Went away for a nice night with The Wench (She will be introduced later) and went to a launch night of a new Smartphone and got a goodie bag full of womens crap (Do i look like a woman?)

So went into the City (About 10 miles or 3hrs drive depending on traffic) on Thursday to go to this HTC Rhyme launch, i'm a sucker for free shit and i was promised a goodie bag worth 50Euro, inside it was a pair of tickets to 'Girls in the City' (A daft ass event for women), some nail varnish, lip balm and a bar of chocolate. Waste of time that turned out to be. Bastard HTC people

On the way home from said event I heard on the radio that Duff McKagan would be signing copies of his new autobiography in Eason's, now my exact words to the wench were "It's going to be too busy, no point in going", or was it "Ah there'll be nobody there, we'll be in and out in 10 minutes", i guess i must have said the latter cos as usual i was wrong.

So 8 hours (maybe an hour, but it felt like 8) later, we're still in the Queue to meet Duff, we're the next people to reach the stage and guess what, they make an announcement "Sorry ladies and Gentleman, Duff has to go now", well, that would have been the shits so glad that didn't happen, he just said he was coming down off his 1ft stage to mingle with us commoners as it would be a lot faster, taking his life in his own hands he descended into the throng (about 40 of us left) and began signing.

Now i first saw this guy live with the original GnR line up in '88, he's a total legend, i get a pic with him and what do i ask him? "Duff, What's your Favorite type of Cheese? WTF!! Where did that come from?? It was Swiss by the way.

So i'm now nearly completing my 2nd night shift out of 4, then i'm off for 7, which should be great fun, i've got some Zebra spotting planned for 1 day, and Bocker Fishing for another, should be fun.

I do have some pictures to add to this when i figure out how