Now if ya feel the need to read the last few entries (There's only 5) then see over there, to the right ------------>
There's the month 'November', click on that and it should let ya select an entry (make sure ya get the right hole though as if not it could end up messy)
So what's been going on with me, fuck all really, i've 3 shifts left before i'm off for 2 weeks, heading over to Wales on Wednesday, a nice 3 1/2hr ferry ride, just hope the sea's nice and rough.
I took this picture the other night from the 9th Floor of Google's new building, you can really see how low our city is, no tall skyscrapers etc
I had quite a few idea's this week about what to put in the blog, now it comes down to it can I remember? Can i fuck!!!
Was driving into work tonight and was held up with Traffic outside The Point (The O2 Arena for you corporate whores) as Rhianna was playing there, now i'm in 2 minds of should i go down there later with a huge sack and a length of rope, she'd look good in my gaff, i'm sure of it.
The Wench (more on her later) and i went for a walk around Malahide Castle with our boxer a few weeks back and I took this picture, now as soon as i saw it i shat myself, MOVING PLANTS!!! WTF!! Is this Day of the Triffids or something?
I was thinking back the other day about some of the jobs i have done, and for about 4 years of my life, not so long ago, it was pure violence. I worked as a Bailiff for 4 yearsa nd as Doorman/Head Doorman for 8 years. Mon- Fri 9-5 was bailiff time, 3 nights a week on the doors, it was hard but so much fun, i could honestly write a book on some of the shit that happened, be it funny, violent, sad or downright sick!!
One of the fun times we had was in The Tivoli in Buckley, One of my oldest friends, Dogg, was watching my back from the stairs while i moved stealthily (!!!) around the dance floor telling people to fuck off with there glasses (it was a pain having smashed glass on a dance floor).
Anyway, i go up to this group of 6 lads, all drinking, and tell them to get off dancefloor with there glasses, i turn around to another couple and Dogg see's these 6 lads all raising there hands at me, like they were giving me the finger.
Without thinking Dogg comes running down and starts grabbing these guys, i join in and we throw the lot of them out of the Fire Exit, we dust ourselves down, job well done, and resume our positions.
5 minutes later we're both called to the front door by the Head Doorman, with him are these 6 lads, they were not giving me the finger at all, they were sign languaging to each other as they were all deaf and dumb......OOOOOOPS.
We went Christmas Shopping this week into the City Centre, after around 2 hours of aimlessly wandering around just buying crap we went for a coffee, but this was no ordinary coffee, as soon as i sat down (In the window seat), a fight between 2 junkies broke out just 6 foot on the other side of the glass.
Now some people would be scared, disgusted even, I WAS ECSTATIC :-)
Coffee AND entertainment!! I couldn't get my phone out quick enough to record it
Awesome, i can upload video's, the world is now my Oyster.
I nearly forgot, i had a harrowing experience last Saturday, i went to Tesco to do some Food shopping, now i should have figured something wasn't quite right when i saw 8-10 St Johns Ambulance people (Or Mata's Cross as they're called here) sitting down in the cafe having a cup of tea.
I turned the corner and there it was, about 500 teenage girls, all dressed up like dogs dinners, queuing up inbetween a load on intricately placed barriers, this could only mean one thing, Ronan Keating (well, it would have been him about 20 years ago). Apparently some Gay band called One Direction were doing an instore signing. Now i just carried on with my shopping, and totally forgot about it all.
60 minutes later and 2 very hard decisions over whether Shitake mushrooms actually caused your shit to ache i was at the tills to pay. Just as the lady (i say that in the loosest possible terms) behind the counter scanned the first item this rabid throng of girls STARTED FUCKING SINGING!!!
Now the creature scanning my shopping just went slower and slower, in all i must have heard about 812 verses of some shite song by some shite band i've never heard of.
The worst thing about this Tesco Experience, i never did find out if Shitake Mushrooms caused your shit to ache :-(
As i mentioned earlier, on Wednesday i'll be making the trip across the Irish Sea to Wales, will be staying at my Dad's on Wednesday night then on Thursday it's a short 20 minute drive to Pontins Holiday Camp, HI DI FUCKING HI CAMPERS INDEED. Sure i'll have plenty of stories to tell (and video's to post)
I leave you all with one last thought, in picture format
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