Gloooooop :-)

I have just discovered the greatest invention EVER, how i have lived the past 34 years (well, i'm close to 34) without it i'll never know. I don't even know what to call this shit, some of you may already have known about this stuff for years but to me it's all new, like when you discover a new food. THIS STUFF IS MY NEW FOOD.
It's a weird pink colour but changes when it gets warm/cold, is like a rubbery texture and even better.......IT FUCKING BOUNCES!!!!!! I've been sitting here for hours now just plodding on with my work and squeezing me new BFF. It's getting to such a stage now that The Wench (More about her later) may even get jealous.

Here it is, gonna have to think of a name

I was thinking along the lines of Mary, or does she look like a Julia??

Now it's only 4 weeks until we go back over to Wales for the Hard Rock Hell Festival, it's on in a Holiday Camp, and the accommodation is a chalet, has bedrooms (important), toilets (very important), kitchen (extremely important) and shower/sink (not so important as after 10 pints you don't want to smell much different from the other 5,000 metalheads). These chalets are built on 2 floors, first year we had a ground floor, last year we had a 1st floor.
Now it was a pain in the hole carrying all our gear up to the First Floor so today i did something rather naughty, I emailed the organiser and requested we have a Ground Floor room as The Wench (More about her later) nearly brained herself last year when she nearly fell off the balcony after over exerting herself on a Space Hopper. Luckily Fleur agreed to our request, i could hardly tell her it was only because i wanted to set off some Super Duper Rocket Fireworks and be back inside by the time they go off and scare the shite out of the local residents (Average age:106).

OH MY GOD, Life has just got better, i now have Mary (Yep, that's decided) AND some Curiosity Cola, the best drink ever to grace this earth (Behind Bovril)

This stuff is the Dog's Bollox (For any Yanks reading this it means it's good) of drinks, it's also Alcoholic Cola, 0.5% by Vol to be precise, i figure that if i drink (let me work this out,1 regular can of lager is 4%, so 8 of these in 1 regular can, would take maybe 10 cans to get me merry) 80 bottles of this stuff i'd be quite Happy and be on the hunt for a sheep.

Well my break in Work is now nearly over so i'd better get back to the grind, 4.5hrs to go then i'm off for 7 whole days, 7 whole days in which to annoy the shite out of The Wench (More on her later)

Bye Kiddo's